Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Christmas Letter

Here is a Christmas letter that was send out in 2000. It was something that I just came across. Many people send out Christmas letters to their friends and families. It was a trying year where everything had seemed to fall apart. If anyone reads this, sing it to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas".

Happy Holidays to Everyone,

2000 has been some year for our family. My husband, Tim decided to be the sick one this year. Up until now he rarely got sick. We have had appliances and cars break down. Our washer flooded our basement.

But I guess it hasn’t been all that bad. We went to visit my family nearly 2,000 miles away. I was able to see a couple of old friends (well…not too old). Our daughter Brittany is an artist. Some of her sketches are featured on different websites. (Update 2009, we lost where those websites were. But her self portrait in charcoal can be found on Zazzle.)

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This is our "Twelve Days of Christmas". Sing it with your family and friends and get into the festive mood!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…a ruptured appendix with him laying on a gurney.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…2 broken down cars and a ruptured appendix with him laying on a gurney.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me…3 kidney stones, 2 broken down cars and a ruptured appendix with him laying on a gurney.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…4 burnt out appliances, 3 kidney stones, 2 broken down cars and a ruptured appendix with him laying on a gurney.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…5 FLOATING BOXES, 4 burnt out appliances, 3 kidney stones, 2 broken down cars and a ruptured appendix with him laying on a gurney.

On the six day of Christmas my true love gave to me…6 nights of camping, 5 FLOATING BOXES, 4 burnt out appliances, 3 kidney stones, 2 broken down cars and a ruptured appendix with him laying on a gurney.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…7 days visiting family, 6 nights of camping, 5 FLOATING BOXES, 4 burnt out appliances, 3 kidney stones, 2 broken down cars and a ruptured appendix with him laying on a gurney.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…8 flaming pork chops, 7 days visiting family, 6 nights of camping, 5 FLOATING BOXES, 4 burnt out appliances, 3 kidney stones, 2 broken down cars and a ruptured appendix with him laying on a gurney.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…9 fans a going, 8 flaming pork chops, 7 days visiting family, 6 nights of camping, 5 FLOATING BOXES, 4 burnt out appliances, 3 kidney stones, 2 broken down cars and a ruptured appendix with him laying on a gurney.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…10 days of leftovers, 9 fans a going, 8 flaming pork chops, 7 days visiting family, 6 nights of camping, 5 FLOATING BOXES, 4 burnt out appliances, 3 kidney stones, 2 broken down cars and a ruptured appendix with him laying on a gurney.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…11 days of sick leave, 10 days of leftovers, 9 fans a going, 8 flaming pork chops, 7 days visiting family, 6 nights of camping, 5 FLOATING BOXES, 4 burnt out appliances, 3 kidney stones, 2 broken down cars and a ruptured appendix with him laying on a gurney.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…12 missed shots at a deer, 11 days of sick leave, 10 days of leftovers, 9 fans a going, 8 flaming pork chops, 7 days visiting family, 6 nights of camping, 5 FLOATING BOXES, 4 burnt out appliances, 3 kidney stones, 2 broken down cars and a ruptured appendix with him laying on a gurney.

Merry Christmas from my family to yours!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

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